FML Mondays # 5

Hey everyone! it's that time again, where every monday i post some quotes from the website fmylife.com and try to make your monday a bit less crappy, okay let's get started! :D

# 1 Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, " You have no idea how many times i've farted in that chair. " FML

# 2 Today, I told my boyfriend i had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks i'll infect him. FML

# 3 Today, i got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and i ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers ; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML

# 4 Today, the great deal on my apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when i tried taking pictures of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in the bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

Well guys that was it for today's FML :) i hope you guys enjoyed and were entertained and i'll see you guys tomorrow, hopefully your monday isn't that crappy! haha :) take care!