Hello everyone I hope you guys aren't having that much of a crappy monday :) But don't worry i'll try to make it a little bit better by telling you stuff from other people that also makes you wanna say man FML! If you want you can always check them out on here fmylife.com/ . So let's get started!
# 1 Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving i became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did i know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
# 2 Today, i lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted it on facebook. FML
# 3 Today, my daugther foung out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer " Don't try this at home." He feels bad about the cut on her face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard.
# 4 Today, my boyfriend and i talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was " too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who " doesn't have too many light upstairs, if you know what i mean." FML
Okay guys i hoped you enjoyed this :) and i'll post more things that i can't post up while i'm at my cousin's place :) I hope this made your monday a bit less crappy and take care!
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