Hey everyone so this monday is a bit like a chill day for me, so it's not as bad as all the other monday's i've had in the past, but monday's are dreadful so hopefully this will cheer you guys up!! Let's get started!
# 1 Today, i wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that i'm not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex i had last night. FML
# 2 Today, i actually had to explain to my sister that shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that i'm a " clueless twat". FML
# 3 Today, after gaining all the weight back that i had lost after my first marriage, i realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
# 4 Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: " You seemed lonely, man". FML
Okay guys! that was it for this monday :) hopefully your monday won't be as crappy :) talk to you guys soon! Take care
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