Hello everyone and welcome to fml mondays, where i take out "quotes" from the website fmylife.com and i post them on here to hopefully make your monday's a bit less crappy! Well let's begin! :)
# 1 Today, I was at a job interview for a position i really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and i started talking about fishing. I joked, " I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML
# 2 Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because i touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
# 3 Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, " Yes. You." and walked off. FML
# 4 Today, my girlfriend texted me " I think we should move in." Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, " Sorry, typo. Move on". FML
Okay everyone! I hope you all enjoyed this and hopefully your monday isn't crappy :) Take care!!
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