It's monday again... yay... said no one ever! Not to worry though! :D i'll try to make your mondays a bit less crappy by telling you of events other people have gone through.. let's begin :)
# 1 Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As i waited for my turn, i realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in a morning rush, i only put a jacket on. I only had a bra on underneath. FML
# 2 Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
# 3 Today, i found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time i'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML
# 4 Today, i found out that apparently i'm in Miami. I am also enjoying a five-star hotel and all of its services. Only one problem: I'm still here, stuck in a small surburban town. Fuck identity theft. FML
Well guys, that was all for today, man poor guy with the identity theft... Hope you guys have a good day though! Talk to you later, take care :)
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