Hello everyone i hope you guys had a nice day so far, i'm uploading this kind of late in the day or shall i say night, i was doing homework but hey at least i'm uploading this on a monday! :D Yay for that, but let's get started ;D
# 1 Today, i bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let " Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
# 2 Today, i walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
# 3 Today, my doctor told me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, i got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
# 4 Today, i asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML
Okay everyone i hope you guys got to enjoy your monday a little bit better :) I'll talk to you all tomorrow! Bye and take care :)
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