Hey guys wow sorry i forgot about this week's fml... dang it haha it's just because my laptop has been acting up again and well this saved as a draft and i thought i uploaded this but okay lets do it!
# 1 Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was " They only hire hot people right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky i am to be with such a hot guy. FML
# 2 Today, i was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if i was allegric to anything, to which i blurted out " Cats". He gave me a weird look and said, " Don't worry, i won't give you cats." FML
# 3 Today, i had to feed an eldery man in the care home in which i work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that i have to pretend to not notice. FML
# 4 Today, on my lunch break, i ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, i realized the keys were missing. Thinking i threw them away, and fearing that i would be late returning for work, i tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Okay guys well sorry again that this wasn't uploaded on monday, man it's just my laptop has been acting up, while i'm typing this it's going crazy, yeah it's time i get a new one.. or at least have one of the older laptops my bro had before... okay guys well enough of that, hope your monday wasn't crappy though and well take care! :D
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