Hello everyone! Hope you guys aren't havig a sucky monday, but if you are having one then hopefully i can cheer you up a bit by sharing to you some embarassing stories that people have had... let's get started! :)
# 1 Today, my mom bumped into the table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, i lunged to catch it. Before i got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into broken shards. FML
# 2 Today, i learned that my parrots can now shit horizontally when i found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML
# 3 Today, i tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of sermon. When i brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML
# 4 Today, i somehow managed to trap myself in a mosquito net. My dad " rescued" me by calling the whole family in and making a big show of cutting me out of it with his hunting knife. I'm never going to hear the end of this shit. FML
Well i hope you guys enjoyed that, i certainly did, sorry for the cursing, it's just the people's statements not mine :) Have a nice day everybody and take care!
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