hey guys so today is Monday ugh! But it's okay don't worry because today is also fml Monday! so lets get started!! :)
# 1 Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
# 2 Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch a sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
# 3 Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of stairs. FML
# 4 Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks scumbag but the front door was unlocked. FML
Okay guys I hope you enjoyed this and hopefully you guys won't have such a sucky Monday anymore talk to you guys later and take care!!
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