Hello everyone and welcome to this week's fml Monday... the most dreaded day of the week. yup.. but at least we get to get over it the first day.. but enough of that I hope you guys aren't having a crappy day and if you are don't worry i'll try to save it from getting even crappier!
# 1 Today, I learned where my mom's " special hiding spot" that i'll " never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
# 2 Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resume; under special skills was " keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
# 3 Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on student loan in my name and not make the payments on it. FML
# 4 Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Okay everyone I hoped you enjoyed this and i'll talk to you tomorrow bye and take care! :)
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