FML Mondays # 15

Hello everyone, I know it's Monday, it's drowsy and it's just horrible but don't worry i'll try to help you out on your crappy Monday so let's begin shall we? :)

# 1 Today, I grounded my 17- year- old from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5- year- old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

# 2 Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, " No they actually love each other." FML

# 3 Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter toke care of my 5- year- old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing". I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

# 4 Today, the tickets that I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

Okay everyone! I hoped you guys enjoyed this and hopefully this made your day a bit brighter, talk to you guys tomorrow and take care, bye!!