FML Mondays # 18

Welcome everyone and join me to this fml Monday, where I try to cheer up your crappy Monday! Let's start!

# 1 Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

# 2 Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

# 3 Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

# 4 Today, while working at Mcdonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Okay everyone I hoped you guys had a nice day today, and have a nice day! :) take care and bye.

Weekly Wallpaper # 16

Hello everyone, and sorry that I haven't been able to post anything the past week, I was just super packed with homework and I was really lazy afterwards from doing the work that I didn't feel like doing anything... but here I am, once again to post stuff, just telling you guys I might not post that often when it's around thanksgiving because we usually always go to my aunt's house and sleepover there for about 3 days so I probably won't be able to post anything those days.. anyways... this lovely piece is by nelleke and this beautiful photo is called " Mischief".. such a beautiful photo, this is stunning and I love nature, it's just a perfect fit for me, it really is :) I hoped you guys liked this and if you liked this photo then go on and check out more stuff by her!

FML Monday # 17

Hello everyone, I hope you guys are having a nice day so far, if you aren't then oh well it's okay I can try to help out so it won't be that crappy.

# 1 Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, " I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

# 2 Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

# 3 Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and i'm now terrified of half my job. FML

# 4 Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

Okay everyone I hoped you guys enjoyed this and take care!, Bye!! :)

Weekly Wallpaper # 15

Hello everyone :) welcome to this weekly wallpaper that I have for you guys... well this is such a beautiful painting! :D and this beautiful painting is by annaarmona so be sure to check out her profile and gallery if you get a chance.. this piece of art is called " Magic of the Autumn Forest" I hope you guys liked this, and again make sure to look at her gallery if you like this!

Friday: Week in Review # 11

Hello everyone and well this is going to be my week in review.. let's just go ahead...

What I did, I didn't do much during the week I mean all I really did was mostly go to school and mostly what I did in school was do homework, classwork, study.. study and study yup but that's mostly it!

What I learned, I learned a lot this week I just don't really remember what I learned... but i'm sure I learned a lot in my psychology class I always learn something new in that class which I really enjoy personally because I love psychology and I love learning about the different things that goes on behind a person's thought.. and or mind.. :)

Okay guys :) that's all for today and I hope you guys have a wonderful day.. oh yeah i'm uploading this early because I don't have school today which is awesome but yeah have a nice day and take care! Bye! :)

Music Covers # 15

Hello everyone, for this music cover it's futuristic! woah I love this cover and medley of daft punk which is by Pentatonix :D I love pentatonix and all of their song covers it's just sooooooo amazing!!! :) I just love them okay nothing wrong with loving them... ;D but if you haven't checked them out or checked out this cover then go ahead and do it right now! :) well guys that's all for today but i'll be posting up something else for today. :) take care

Would you rather Wednesdays # 15

Hello everyone, I'm sorry that I didn't do this on wed. and that I forgot to do something for yesterday I was just pretty lazy and wasn't feeling like doing much yesterday! But either ways it's okay, i'm making up for it, so lets get started..

# 1 Would you rather go toe to toe with Michael Myers or try to take down Freddie Kruger?... I would rather go toe to toe with Michael Myers.

# 2 Would you rather have a lisp or a lazy eye?... I would rather have a lisp.

# 3 Would you rather have no thumbs or only have thumbs? .. I would rather have no thumbs cause at least I still have my other fingers.

# 4 Would you rather toiler paper a house or egg a house? ... I would rather toilet paper a house.

Okay guys I hoped you guys enjoyed this and i'll be uploading some other stuff right now... take care!

Music Fave # 17

Hello everyone, I hope you guys are having a nice day today because I know I am... it's a really good day today I feel really energetic and really happy which is great so I hope to hear the same for you guys. Either ways, this wonderful song is by the band AFI i'm glad they are still together... I really like their new song but this song is called Miss Murder... man childhood memories are spent whenever I listen to this song... such an awesome song, and yes I do listen to them... I don't judge any kind of music I mean I even listen to kpop, which I love but I don't understand Korean but I don't have to because music is music, it feels awesome, either ways afi is awesome and if you haven't heard this song before go ahead and do it now! What are you waiting for?! well guys hope you enjoyed this and i'll talk to you guys tomorrow, take care and bye.

FML Mondays # 16

 Hello everyone I hope you guys are all having a wonderful day so far and if you're not don't worry i'll try to make it better.. first off, the time is really setting me off, anyone else feel the same way?.. anyways.. let's get started

# 1 Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

# 2 Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused me to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

# 3 Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watched as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

# 4 Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally i'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop " poisoning" our bodies. FML

Okay everyone, I hope you guys liked this and i'll talk to you guys tomorrow and take care, bye!

Weekly Wallpaper # 14

Hello everyone sorry that I didn't get to post anything for the past 2 days, um I was just pretty busy for the past 2 days and you know I wasn't feeling that good I was a bit depressed so yeah but i'm back and haha this picture describes me pretty well of how I feel :P but this is by tuyetdinhsinhvat  and this beautiful painting is called "Rain" it's so beautiful and so settle at the same time I hope you guys can all check out the wonderful works that this person has shared with the world, have a wonderful day guys and take care!