FML Monday # 17

Hello everyone, I hope you guys are having a nice day so far, if you aren't then oh well it's okay I can try to help out so it won't be that crappy.

# 1 Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, " I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

# 2 Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

# 3 Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and i'm now terrified of half my job. FML

# 4 Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

Okay everyone I hoped you guys enjoyed this and take care!, Bye!! :)