FML Mondays # 18

Welcome everyone and join me to this fml Monday, where I try to cheer up your crappy Monday! Let's start!

# 1 Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

# 2 Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

# 3 Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

# 4 Today, while working at Mcdonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Okay everyone I hoped you guys had a nice day today, and have a nice day! :) take care and bye.