FML Mondays # 16

 Hello everyone I hope you guys are all having a wonderful day so far and if you're not don't worry i'll try to make it better.. first off, the time is really setting me off, anyone else feel the same way?.. anyways.. let's get started

# 1 Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

# 2 Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused me to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

# 3 Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watched as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

# 4 Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally i'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop " poisoning" our bodies. FML

Okay everyone, I hope you guys liked this and i'll talk to you guys tomorrow and take care, bye!